If you’re staring at a post-party mess, congratulations—you survived! Now it’s time to clean up, and El Milagrito is here to make it easier.
It’s a shame those guests aren’t around to help, but who needs them? With a bottle of El Milagrito Multiuse Degreaser and a bit of determination, you’ll work magic on the mess in no time.
1. Asses the Mess
First things first: take a look around and prioritize. Survey the scene like a detective. Drink rings on the coffee table? Food ground into the carpet? Knowing what you’re up against will make the cleaning side of things a whole lot easier.
2. Start with the Trash
Before diving into heavy-duty cleaning, start by gathering all the trash. Empty cups, crumpled napkins, and anything else that doesn’t belong—toss it all into garbage bags.
Pro Tip: Watch out for any valuable or irreplaceable items. The last thing you want is to accidentally throw away something important, so check carefully.
Recyclables: Separate bottles and cans, and make sure they end up in the right recycling bins.
Once the obvious trash is cleared, take a moment to appreciate that small victory. But don’t get too comfortable—the real work is just beginning.
3. Clean the Floors
Whether you’ve got hardwood, tile, or carpet, chances are your floors have suffered. From sticky footprints to a bit of food that has decided to hang around after New Year’s Eve, the ground beneath you needs serious attention.
Hardwood or Tile Floors
Grab a mop and give your floors a once-over. But wait—those grimy spots from spilled drinks? That’s where El Milagrito Multiuse Degreaser comes in.
Use El Milagrito: Spray on those stubborn areas, let it sit for a minute, and wipe clean. It’s like magic but without the wand.
Mop It Up: Once the grime is gone, a simple mop should finish the job. Your floors will look so pristine you might just host another party to show them off. Or not.
Carpets and Rugs
Crumbs and spills are to carpets what teenage angst is to high school: inevitable. Give the area a thorough vacuuming, and for those mystery stains, break out El Milagrito.
Spot Cleaning: Spray the degreaser onto a cloth, dab at the stains, and watch them vanish. For tougher stains, you can spray the degreaser directly onto the stain and let it work its magic.
4. Tackle the Kitchen
If your kitchen wasn’t the place where all the snack-making and drink-mixing took place, consider yourself lucky. For everyone else, here’s how to reclaim it.
Countertops and Backsplash
Wipe down all surfaces. You’ll probably find there are more little stains there than you realized. From splashes of drink to smudges of sauce, these can build up easily without us seeing it happen.
El Milagrito to the Rescue: Spray the degreaser on sticky or greasy spots. Let it work its magic, then wipe clean. Your countertops will thank you.
Sink and Dishes
If your sink is full of dishes, it’s time to face the music. Load the dishwasher with whatever will fit, and for the rest, a little handwashing never hurt anybody.
Degrease as Needed: For greasy pans, El Milagrito is the perfect solution. Spray, let sit, and wash away.
5. Revive the Living Room
Your living room likely bore the brunt of the party shenanigans. Whether it’s stained upholstery or crushed snack remnants, let’s make it livable again.
Couch and Upholstery
Check for any stains or spills. Spray El Milagrito onto a cloth and gently dab the affected areas. Be careful not to oversaturate the fabric. Normally, a little spray or two is all you need.
Plump the Cushions: Fluff everything up, and straighten any askew decorations. Presentation is everything.
Coffee Table and Surfaces
Those drink rings aren’t going to wipe themselves away. Use El Milagrito to erase the evidence of late-night drinks and make those surfaces look good as new.
6. Refresh the Bathroom
At parties, guests are going and coming from the bathroom all the time, and you’ll be surprised at how much this can take its toll on your faucets, the mirror, and other surfaces.
Sink and Mirror: Wipe away any splatters and water stains with a cloth and El Milagrito.
Toilet: It’s never glamorous, but it’s necessary. Give it a thorough scrub and don’t hold back.
7. Air Out the House
Open a few windows to let in some fresh air. It’s the simplest way to get rid of all those unwanted odors left in the house after a busy gathering.
8. Final Touches
Once you’ve cleaned up the main messes, it’s time for the finishing touches. Light a candle, straighten the cushions, and pat yourself on the back. Your home is once again presentable. Don’t be surprised if the next people you invite around start begging you for your secret cleaning tips.
Why El Milagrito?
You might wonder, ‘Why El Milagrito?’ Because you deserve better than cleaning products that don’t deliver. El Milagrito Multiuse Degreaser cuts through the grime effortlessly, making post-party cleanup one less thing to stress about. And who couldn’t use that?
So, happy new year! Let’s make it a clean start, and remember: every party ends, but El Milagrito is forever. Or at least until the next big gathering.